Sunday, October 10

It's Reunion Time Again!

Ladies, class reunion season is here again!.*
To make preparing for your reunion a bit easier, a handy clip-out checklist is provided.  


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REUNION CHECKLIST

HAIR                                                                            
     ___Cut   (Especially if you still look like your senior picture)                  
     ___Color
     ___Shave
     ___Wax  (Especially if you're beginning to look like your husband's senior picture)
     ___Pluck
     ___Lament (opt)

 SKIN
     ___Exfoliate
     ___Moisturize
     ___Tan
            ___Self
            ___Spray
            ___Actual UV (Um...see below)
     ___Plump
     ___Firm
     ___Lament  see: UV (opt)
     ___Step back two feet (There.That's better.)

 NAILS
     ___Manicure
     ___Pedicure
     ___Obsess
     ___Chip and (opt) Swear

TEETH
     ___Brush ( x10)
     ___Actually Floss
     ___Whiten
            ___Toothpaste $
            ___Strips $$
            ___Dentist $$$

BODY 
     ___Diet
     ___Exercise
     ___Diet and Exercise 
     ___Self Acceptance
     ___Lament (opt)
     ___Spanx

CLOTHING
     ___Something Cute
            ___Warm weather
                   ___Cleavage? (Don't bother. He looks like Clint Howard now.)
                   ___No cleavage?
            ___Cool weather (opt: Tan, Pedicure, select Hair items)
     ___Great Shoes
            ___Fabulous
            ___Comfy
            ___Fabulous and comfy (Hahahaha!)

ACCESSORIES
     ___A perfect hands-free bag
     ___Jewelry
     ___Camera
     ___Small album containing photos of:
            ___Adorable family
            ___Cute pets
            ___Omit: lavish vacation home(s), childbirth, trips, any recent surgeries.
     ___Husband (opt) 

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For many of these items, as with skydiving and the rhythm method, timing is key. Hopefully this checklist provides some semblance of order to what is often a stressful, albeit self-induced, time.

Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. 
You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone. 
                                                     -Debi  (Grosse Pointe Blank)


*a Scribbles rerun
 image/flickr/cindyiscrafty
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