The Language of Love

   Caught in another 'meaningful conversation' with your significant other? At a loss for words, or simply disinterested? The following Clip-Out Guide provides a variety of suitable phrases and responses guaranteed to bring an end to virtually any discussion. The use of these phrases may result in the start of yet another 'meaningful conversation' and for this the author assumes no liability. 
  Caution: Preceding a phrase with a term of endearment is often attempted but results may vary. Discretion is advised. 

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THE FINISH LINE

•     Were you talking to the dog?        
•      Fine. Whatever.
  
•      I’m busy. You do it.
•     Are you wearing that?                                    
•   My mom's is better.                                     
•     I wasn't listening.
•   Wait. I'm almost ready to care.
•     Don’t bother me.
•     Can we never eat this again?
•     Look! Behind you!
•   Aunt Edna had a shirt like that.
•    Can you hear those scratching noises?
•    Please stop talking.
•    Court is adjourned.
•   What's wrong with your hair?
•   Seriously. Don't bother me.
  
•   I’ll do it at half time.
•   Do you smell smoke?

A Note to January

Dearest January,

   Just a little note to tell you how happy I am that you've arrived. After the chaos that we call the holidays you are absolute calendar perfection! Thirty-one blissfully empty little squares to fill with soup making, time by the fireplace, even a little organizing. Sadly, some find you boring. You are not one of those pushy months that shoves events at us nonstop, but a quieter month that requires some effort. Many would argue that this effort is primarily spent on snow removal. Weather issues do tend to overshadow your more subtle charms, but charming you can be. So again, thrilled to have you back!

Affectionately,

  Crayon

    

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