scribbling with crayon: Cast of Characters

I suppose introductions are in order. The cast of characters in this nut house include Me, Hubby; Minimus (my son) and his dog Perf, Mrs. Minimus, her dog Little A, and new additions Adorable Miss B and Handsome Master F; Maximus (my daughter), her dogs Almost Perf and FruitLoop, her cats Chill Perf and Not Perf (NP) and The Crazy Coop; Wild Thing (our dog), and G Cat (our cats). Supporting players to follow. All names have been changed to protect the unwitting but, honestly, I don't know why I bother.

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Why would you have a blog? -Everyone

As a woman ages, she can have her face or her ass but she can't have both. -Catherine Deneuve

Do the best you can and then to hell with it. -Eunice Kennedy Shriver

If you wore it the first time, your turn's over.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Champions don't become champions on the field-they are merely recognized there.
-Bob Costas

We wouldn't worry so much about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.

You bring your own weather to the picnic.

I'd switch pillows with you, but I'm allergic to sponge. -Del Griffith

A bore deprives you of solitude while denying you company. -Giovanni Vincenzo Gravina

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. -George Bernard Shaw

My mother had a good deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. -Mark Twain

Time with a dog is never wasted.

Cast of Characters

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