(They aren't listening to a thing I'm saying. They all seem so distracted.)
(Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What is with them today?)
Student R: Oh, we're sorry! We've been watching a spider go up and down from the ceiling. And as you move around, sometimes you're standing under it and sometimes you're not.
Me: Fabulous. A spider is more interesting than I am today.
Student C: No problem. We can't see it anymore.
Me: Good! Hopefully now....
Student J: Because it's in your hair.
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Had that been me with a spider on my back, I WOULD be dancing naked.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLaughed out loud! I did!
ReplyDelete(Can't bring myself to write LoL, it means Lots of Love in my lexicon so it wouldn't be what I meant!)
Agreed! Using those current abbreviations feels a bit like wearing glittery eyeshadow and putting a Justin Bieber poster in my room.
ReplyDeleteI would have been running out of the room before they even said it was in my hair, my dad too. I thought fear of spiders ran on that side of the family.
ReplyDeleteIt must! Notice the first comment? I'm really "bugged" by centipedes-eewww!
ReplyDeleteArrghh!!! Nightmare!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd when I tipped my head forward toward the girl in front and said "Well, get it out" she almost fell out of her desk!
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