Wednesday, January 19

Coviid Shoppiing with MIncii


Me: Excuse me? Do you know if you have...

MInci: (into mobile) Just a sec. May I help you? 

Me: Oh. MInci. Hi. I haven't seen you for quite a while.

MInci: (silent gaze)

Me:Your name tag...

MInci: I added an extra "i". 

Me: .... Okay then. I'm looking for a new lip gloss since they discontinued my favorite, the Lip Glaze. Do you have one that would be similar? 

MIncii: That Lip Glaze has been gone for.e.ver. Lots of the old clients liked that one though.

Me: Right. Well, are any of the new glosses anything like it? 

Mincii: Gawd, hope not! (into mobile) Just a sec.

Me: So no gloss then? 

Mincii: Oooh, we have this aMAZing Lip ShimmerPoppyPlumpo!! Want to try? You look like you'd use the Gouge Your Eyes Out pink with XX plumpo. 

Me: Well, I'm not sure I want...

Mincii: But we're out of those. Let me see if we have a sample somewhere.

Me: That's okay, I don't need a sample... Minci? MInci, really. No need to crawl around under...

MIncii: I found my old name tag! 

Me: And there you go. I suppose now you could switch back and forth? Keep your customers guessing. 

Mincii: (silent gaze) 

Me: And I'm guessing you didn't find a sample? 

MIncii: (into mobile) Just a sec.

Me: All right then. How about an eyebrow pencil? I need one of those.

Mincii: Oooh, you DO! That happens when you get old. Poof. Gone. 

Me: *sigh* If you have this one in a light brown I'll take one, please. 

MIncii: You mean the Hazy Scorched Earth color? We're out of those. 

Me:  Oh, I suppose the supply chain... 

MIncii: We don't sell those at this counter. I bet they have them in Jewelry. (into mobile) Just a sec. 


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