Friday, September 2

Model Behavior


A former supermodel lives nearby. At the height of her career 
she looked like this.

















Currently she looks like this.


















We see one another on our walks.












 
When she walks her baby she looks like this.
















When I walk my dog I look like this.









13 comments:

  1. hausfrauSeptember 3, 2011 at 4:52 AM

    I'm very sorry for bursting out laughing when I got to the beautiful picture of you! I know you're funnier than her and we love you for it, what else matters?

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  2. Martin LowerSeptember 3, 2011 at 5:53 AM

    But she can't write like you, I bet!

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  3. The Coffee LadySeptember 3, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    But she looks really tedious. I would talk to you.

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  4. CrayonSeptember 3, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    hausfrau- Exactly the reaction I'd hoped for! It makes ME laugh and I'm the one who put it there!

    Martin Lower- Thank you! She's also quite nice and very bright so is it unkind to hope she's not very good at SOMETHING?

    Coffee Lady- The irony of how dreadful I usually look on my morning walk with Wild Thing and the fact that I run into a supermodel is just too hilarious to me!

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  5. Fran HillSeptember 3, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    That was very, very funny. I ought to take a lesson from you - my blog posts are too long. Yours are just as effective short.

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  6. CrayonSeptember 3, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Fran- But there's a huge difference between "witty-and-creatively-written long" and "good-lord-what-a-slog long"! I do worry sometimes that I've been too brief and readers will just say "Um...huh?"

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  7. Tim AtkinsonSeptember 8, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    They all look a bit 'Stepford Wife' to my untutored eye... apart from the last one.

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    Hilarious! And to your followers--she looks nothing like her picture. :) She could pass for a model. And, no, I am not prejudiced.

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  9. CrayonSeptember 9, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    The Dotterel- Yes, it kind of does! Glad you dropped in!

    Anonymous- Not very. Thank you Mother! XO

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  10. alexandriaSeptember 11, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    Haha, wonderful post.

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  11. AlexandraSeptember 13, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    No, really.

    You know I"M dying to know who it is, right??

    Just a few hints..let me guess.

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  12. CrayonSeptember 13, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Hm, what would be a good hint that wouldn't be too obvious? Blonde, beauty mark, sweet and kind, hosted and competed on two different reality competition shows. I have more hints but they're more obvious and I'm sure you enjoy a challenge!

    P.S. That at-the-movies post was a scream!

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  13. CrayonSeptember 13, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    alexandria- Thank you! So glad you popped in. Your blog is such a lovely and tranquil place to visit!

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