Friday, March 30
Witty Comeback
Hubby: Hey, what's up with your blog?
Me: You read my blog?
Hubby: You haven't made fun of me in almost two months.
Me: It isn't nice to pick on the infirm.
Hubby: Now there's a word you don't hear every day!
Me: But when I've been seeing it before my very eyes...
Hubby: You're referring to my recent back problems I assume?
Me: Never knowing which character you would be each day? Frankenstein, Walter Brennan, Kevin Costner in "The Big Chill"...
Hubby: I wasn't dead!
Me: But you did just lie there on a number of occasions.
Hubby: I prefer to think of it as suffering in quiet dignity, like Gary Cooper in "The Pride of the Yankees".
Me: But that's just not funny.
Hubby: Maybe you could write something kind and sympathetic for a change?
Me: Aaand....he's back!
Hubby: Punny.
Me: See?!
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You and your husband seem like a lot of fun. I bet you two have some interesting discussions.
ReplyDeleteAs do you and your wife, I'm sure! And with the right editing we can be hilarious.
DeleteI missed you! And am so glad you're back - your posts always make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThank you! And it's nice to know I amuse at least 2 people!
DeleteI just HAVE to reply, mumbling this morning between my teeth: "1856 followers! How does he do it? I'm not envious, but..."
DeleteWell - I know how to do it, Crayon. I would not bet on 1856 followers - he is really good! - but I could very quick get about 214. I watched it on other blogs: they work for it, very hard: estimately you have to become the follower of about 931 blogs - then about 214 will follow you :-) Nice for the Ego - but as they sing in one old song: "I would do anything for love ... but I won't do that."
Oh, good grief. Me either! What a J.O.B. and I already have one of those, thank you very much. I think blogging the way we do is SO much fun, and regular "bloggy friends" make it even more fun, don't you agree?
DeleteHA! I think my husband could give yours a run for his money and he hasn't even got a bad back. If I ask "what are we doing today" his reply is always the same "As little as humanly possible"
ReplyDeleteAnd sometimes I wish my busy bee hubby would be like that. I think he was making up for lost time this weekend, but everywhere he went he left the detritus of a project. My house was much tidier when he had to stay in one place!
DeleteWhile I am always grateful for your comments on my blog, I am even more pleased to read one of your posts: you have been missed!
ReplyDeletePunny!!
You are so nice to say that! I really enjoy my bloggy friends. When I started my blog I didn't even think about that aspect and it turns out to be a big part of the fun of blogging, don't you think?
DeleteOh, you're back! Good times.
ReplyDeleteGood times indeed!
DeleteI think you went to the same marriage guidance classes as I did.
ReplyDeleteThere was probably a special...
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