Friday, March 30
Hubby: Hey, what's up with your blog?
Me: You read my blog?
Hubby: You haven't made fun of me in almost two months.
Me: It isn't nice to pick on the infirm.
Hubby: Now there's a word you don't hear every day!
Me: But when I've been seeing it before my very eyes...
Hubby: You're referring to my recent back problems I assume?
Me: Never knowing which character you would be each day? Frankenstein, Walter Brennan, Kevin Costner in "The Big Chill"...
Hubby: I wasn't dead!
Me: But you did just lie there on a number of occasions.
Hubby: I prefer to think of it as suffering in quiet dignity, like Gary Cooper in "The Pride of the Yankees".
Me: But that's just not funny.
Hubby: Maybe you could write something kind and sympathetic for a change?
Me: Aaand....he's back!