This does not impress me. Calling me by my name does not make me feel like an Extra Super Special Customer. He only knows me because he has scanned my Extra Super Special Customer card and, frankly, I find this a little creepy.
Register Guy:..scan..scan.. Did you find everything you were, like, looking for today?..scan..scan..
Me: Actually, no. I was looking for creamed squirrel and you're either out of it or you don't carry it. I couldn't find any.