The ResultMe: No, you cannot wear that Batcape to go shopping.
Minimus: Yes, I can.
Me: No, it's just for around the house.
Minimus: But I might NEED it!
Me: Honey, it's made from a diaper. You have a diaper tied around your neck. Do you want to go out like that?
Minimus: Yes! And SHE'S wearing her stupid tutu!
Me: No, she isn't.
Maximus: Yes I am!
Me: No, you're not. Go put on those cute shorts we picked out.
Maximus: They're YUCKY! Tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu. And BOOTS! Boots boots boots boots boots boots.