Me: On Sunday we're having that pork tenderloin you like, with my homemade stuffing, so we'll both be happy.
Hubby: A pork roast?
Me: No, the pork tenderloin. The one you like.
Hubby: Oh. Okay. Is it like those sandwiches?
Me: No, not the sandwiches! The PORK TENDERLOIN. That long piece that's YOUR FAVORITE!
Hubby: Oh, that! I love that. Good! And you're making Stove Top?
Me: No! Did I say Stove Top? I said I'm making my homemade stuffing and that's why we will both be happy. Because you like the pork tenderloin and I like my stuffing. You heard nothing I said did you?
Hubby: And when are we having this?
Me: June 12th.
Hubby: Sounds great.
Me: It's February.
Hubby: You usually don't plan so far ahead.
Me: Not usually, no.
Hubby: Hey! Could we have it Sunday?