These jackets are so cute! Just what I've been looking for. Let's see... Extra Small, Extra Small, Small, Small, Small, Large, Large, Large, Extra Large, Extra Large. Hmm. No Mediums. There has to be a Medium... shk, shk, shk, dammit, shk, shk...
Hey! This one's cute, too.Probably need a Large. It looks tiny... Extra Small, Extra Small, Medium, Medium, Medium, Extra Large, Extra Large. What?! shk, shk, shk... Oh, for...Where are the skirts?
Oh, these are perfect! Not too short, not too long. Love this one! shk, shk.. 00, 0, 0, 2, 2, 6, 6, 8, 8, 10, 12. Where are the 4's? WHY AREN'T THERE ANY 4'S?!
Me: Excuse me. Do you have any more of these skirts? I'd like to try one in a 4.
Clerk: Let me check in the back.
There is no back. This is official Clerk Speak for Maybe If I'm Gone Long Enough She'll Go Away.
Look at these cute sandals! Do they have an 8? There's a 7, 7, 7 1/2, 8 1/2, 9, 9. No 8. Obviously my evil twin had some time to kill yesterday.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't have any more of those skirts. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: Do you have these sandals in an 8?
Clerk: Aren't they cute?! We just put those out yesterday. Are the 8's gone already? That's a really popular size. They come in Tawny Puce, too. We have plenty of sizes in Tawny Puce.
Me: I bet you do. But no, thank you.
Clerk: Did you see these cute summer cardigans? Really interesting colors and we have lots!
Me: I do like the blue one. I'd probably need a Medium.
Clerk: Let me get one out of the stack for you. Oh. We must be out of Mediums in Mediterranean Sky . But here's a Medium in Tawny Puce! Oooh, and Rusty Goldenrod! And don't you just love this Burnt Mandarin?
Me: Ah. "Dead Vegetation" cardigans.
Clerk: No, I don't think that's who designed them. But aren't the colors AWESOME?! Are you sure you wouldn't be a Large?