Hubby: I'm going to Home Depot to get a replacement for the drain cover in our shower.
Me: Wha..? Might I ask why the shower drain cover would be a priority for today?
Hubby: Because it's all cruddy and gross.
Me: Ohh, I forgot. Today is Reverse Priority Day! Isn't that where we start at the bottom of our to-do list and work our way up to the things that actually matter?
Hubby: What do you mean?
Me: I mean there are about 749 other things that need to be taken care of before I would even THINK of replacing that shower drain cover.
Hubby: What would you rather I do today, then?
Me: I thought you might want to get rid of the dead raccoon in the middle of the kitchen floor, for starters.
Hubby: I hadn't noticed that.
Me: Clearly. I decided to just leave it there and wait to see how long it took for you to stop stepping over it and pick it up. Yet you notice the shower drain cover.
Hubby: Yep. Well, I'm heading out. Anything else you want me to pick up?
Me: Just the raccoon.
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