Ladies, class reunion season is here again!.*
To make preparing for your reunion a bit easier, a handy clip-out checklist is provided.
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REUNION CHECKLIST
HAIR
___Cut (Especially if you still look like your senior picture)
___Color
___Color
___Shave
___Wax (Especially if you're beginning to look like your husband's senior picture)
___Pluck
___Lament (opt)
SKIN
___Exfoliate
___Moisturize
___Tan
___Self
___Spray
___Actual UV (Um...see below)
___Plump
___Firm
___Lament see: UV (opt)
___Step back two feet (There.That's better.)
NAILS
___Manicure
___Pedicure
___Obsess
___Chip and (opt) Swear
TEETH
___Brush ( x10)
___Actually Floss
___Whiten
___Toothpaste $
___Strips $$
___Dentist $$$
BODY
___Diet
___Exercise
___Diet and Exercise
___Self Acceptance
___Lament (opt)
___Lament (opt)
___Spanx
CLOTHING
___Something Cute
___Warm weather
___Cleavage? (Don't bother. He looks like Clint Howard now.)
___No cleavage?
___Cool weather (opt: Tan, Pedicure, select Hair items)
___Great Shoes
___Fabulous
___Comfy
___Fabulous and comfy (Hahahaha!)
___Fabulous
___Comfy
___Fabulous and comfy (Hahahaha!)
ACCESSORIES
___A perfect hands-free bag
___Jewelry
___Camera
___Small album containing photos of:
___Adorable family
___Cute pets
___Omit: lavish vacation home(s), childbirth, trips, any recent surgeries.
___Husband (opt)
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For many of these items, as with skydiving and the rhythm method, timing is key. Hopefully this checklist provides some semblance of order to what is often a stressful, albeit self-induced, time.Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives.
You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
-Debi (Grosse Pointe Blank)
*a Scribbles rerun
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So funny. I avoid reunions like the plague. It never occurs to me that there may be people there who have worn as badly as me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the huge giggle. We don't go in for reunions much around here, probably just as well. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
ReplyDeleteSusan T- We had such fun at our reunion last fall! And it was nice to see that most of us had "worn" fairly equally.(That term is hilarious to me!)
ReplyDeletemostlymotley- My pleasure. And it's the trying things out that's the fun part, right?