Maybe your dog should have eaten your homework.
No, I won't tweet you what you missed.
Did you check the class website? Yes, there's a class website. Since the first week. I know it's
the last week. No, it wasn't a "secret website". Yes, it's too late to drop.
Late: /lāt/ (adjective): Coming after the time when due. Doing something or taking place after the
expected, proper, or usual time.
That burning smell is probably your spell checker.
Did you bring your hard copy? Oh, you emailed it...
This is why there are helmet laws.
And to the other 99% of my students--Thank you!
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Loads of laughter here since I've taught college classes and know the ropes. My favorite was the one about the burning smell being the spell check!
ReplyDeleteSo you know this list could be 5x as long! Is it too obvious it's the end of the semester?
DeleteDear Scribbling with crayons,
ReplyDeletehaha! When a friend of mine, always too late, all the class spoke in chorus "Sorry, sorry, the bus was late!"
I do tend to sympathize a bit since it's so tempting to try to squeeze in "just one more thing" before it's time to go!
DeleteShort, sharp and a giggle: perfect!
ReplyDeleteYou do know how happy this comment makes me?
Deletehahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHappy to be of service!
DeleteSo... what you're telling me is that if I ever get lucky enough to graduate from teaching high school to teaching college, I'm going to hear the SAME STUFF???? *sigh* I thought, perhaps, there was hope....
ReplyDeleteWell, I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
DeleteHa ha. Lots of deja vu here!!!
ReplyDeleteTerrible to read posts that feel like a slog through our real lives!
DeleteBrilliant. Especially like the helmet bit.
ReplyDeleteThanks! And I was worried that one would only amuse me!
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